In other news, Johnson & Johnson and the federal government have signed a contract to spend $1 billion on the manufacturing capacity necessary to produce 1 billions doses of a coronavirus vaccine. Johnson won't begin trials of their vaccine until September.
Meanwhile, the FBI is reportedly investigating those suspicious stock trades that Senators Richard Burr (R-NC) and Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) made just before the pandemic market crash.
Finally, Trump would like you to know that the global pandemic has led to great ratings!
“President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ Numbers are continuing to rise...
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 29, 2020
Trump's own advisers now say between 100,000 to 200,000 Americans may be killed by the virus even under ideal conditions, but at least the ratings will be great!
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