In other news, it’s election day which means there isn’t much of anything else going on.
Many of today’s elections could be very close so don’t lose your shit if early returns seem very bad. Also — if you or anyone you know has trouble voting, you can call the voter protection hotline or find your polling precinct at yourfuckingpollingplace.com
If you have any anecdotes from today that you’d like to share, don’t be shy.