In other news, Duke Energy has been caught intentionally dumping 61 million gallons of coal ash into the Cape Fear River. That must be very comforting to customers whose high electric bills are not, in fact, being used to run a clean and safe operation. We’re gonna charge you out the ass and then dump ash in your drinking water.
Meanwhile, Massachusetts Republicans have introduced a bill that would require you to get permission from a judge to have sex before your divorce is finalized. I got nothin’ on this other than to say what the fuck?
It’s Friday. Go have a coke and a smile. I’ll see you on Monday.