The truth, according to Donald Trump, is that President Obama was "born in Kenya."
In an interview with the Daily Beast published today, Donald Trump asserts that Obama was born in Kenya, not the United States. Trump told Lloyd Grove, “That’s the way life works… He didn’t know he was running for president, so he told the truth. The literary agent wrote down what he said… He said he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia… Now they’re saying it was a mistake. Just like his Kenyan grandmother said he was born in Kenya, and she pointed down the road to the hospital, and after people started screaming at her she said, ‘Oh, I mean Hawaii.’ Give me a break.”
Oh. Well, that settles it then. We can all go home. The president was born in Kenya.
Trump, meanwhile, while he's not busy delivering the stone tablets of birtherism, will be hosting a major fundraiser for Mitt Romney on Tuesday alongside Newt "Kenyan Anti-Colonial" Gingrich.
This should be held around the Romney campaign's neck.