Politicians do really dumb things with their penises, then they use campaign money to cover it up.
And, believe it or not, it's not John Edwards I'm referring to.
The ex-wife of Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) has filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission, alleging that Kirk may have improperly hidden campaign payments to an ex-girlfriend by paying her through a company doing campaign work, The Chicago Tribune reports.
Doy, doy, doy.