In other news, it looks like Melania Trump may have worked here as an undocumented immigrant in the 90s and may have even committed Visa fraud. So there's that.
Meanwhile, the Flying Monkey Freedom Caucus is blaming House Republican leadership for Tim Heulskamp's defeat in the Kansas primary. Maybe he promised too much anti-government crap he can't deliver.
Finally, Texas attorney general, indicted fraudster and smirking shitkicker Ken Paxton is going to war against college professors who are suing the state because they don't want guns in their classrooms.
"Allowing concealed carry in classrooms furthers an important or substantial governmental interest," Paxton wrote, adding, "namely, it furthers public safety, an individual's right to self-defense, and an individual's Second Amendment rights."
Professors Jennifer Lynn Glass, Mia Carter and Lisa Moore disagree. They argue the new law will stifle discussion and the free flow of ideas. Allowing guns in their classrooms, they say, violates their rights to free speech, due process and equal protection.
We know Paxton isn't a big fan of equal protection under the law. He's leading the 13-state lawsuit against Justice and Education Department policy on transgender rights.
Paxton should answer his true calling and become a tobacco salesman. Or an inmate.