In other news, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell spoke to members of Congress today where he said Trump's trade war and a global economic slowdown will probably compel the Fed to cut interest rates this month.
Meanwhile, Chinese state television reported today that the government is planning to reduce tariffs on foreign goods (not including American goods imposed retaliatory tariffs on) to aide their slowing economy. It'll be someone else's gain, not ours.
Finally, Family Values is coming to Trump's resort in Doral, Florida where a strip club is setting up shop.
President Trump’s golf resort in Doral, Fla., is scheduled to host a golf tournament Saturday put on by a Miami-area strip club, which will allow golfers to pay for a dancer to serve as their “caddy girl” while they play at the president’s club. [...]
The Trump name and family crest are displayed prominently in the strip club’s advertising materials, which offer golfers the “caddy girl of your choice.”
Shadow Cabaret advertises that its strip club offers all-nude dancers, a laser light show and a decor inspired by the Miami drug epic “Scarface.”