In other news, the EPA says emergency responders can tolerate up to 10 times more radiation than previously allowed in the event of an attack or reactor meltdown. What could go wrong?
Meanwhile, Forbes estimates Trump's personal wealth has dropped by $600 million because of bad real-estate deals and expensive lawsuits. Prediction: he'll file bankruptcy again when he's out of office.
Finally, Russia reportedly paid real activists in the U.S. to organize protests and rallies during the 2016 election cycle. We don't have names yet, but I'm sure we will. This sounds like an actual crime.