Posted by JumpyPants
Bob's comment about the heart surgeon got me thinking about other jobs Sarah Palin is unqualified for. Here's a short list:
- Schoolteacher. Would you want this moron teaching your child anything?
- Mail carrier. How many important letters, checks and bills would never get delivered?
- Cop. Her + gun=lots of innocent dead people.
- Starbucks Barista. Even with the automated espresso machines, do you really think she could make a mocha latte?
- McDonalds french fry station worker. Oh, the scalding that would occur with her near so much boiling oil.
- CPA. D in Macro-Econ. And that was when she was trying to graduate from college.
- Host of The View. Seriously, I never thought I'd say this, but she actually makes Elisabeth Hasselbeckenhoff look competent.
This is just too easy in a way. But you guys, add some jobs Sarah would suck at and why. If it weren't such a horrific context, it'd almost be fun!