Glenn Beck spends fourteen minutes reciting maudlin platitudes and jerking off his audience. Even though it's scripted, he just meanders randomly from telling his audience how awesome they are to showing clips of televangelists for no reason to discussing his alcoholism to ripping Olbermann and Maher -- all in a I'm-so-profound tone of voice.
Watch and tell me if you can find a collective point. I mean, a point other than, you know, the jerk off.