Artist — Pat Bagley
In related news, Fox News host Tucker Carlson went on Alex Jones’s radio show to say, “The federal government takes sides and hands out spoils based on skin color.”
Because corporate subsidies don’t count as handing out spoils, or the government taking sides based on skin color, providing healthcare and food rations to the working poor will now be called, “racism.”
Some details are emerging from the incident at a nuclear waste plant in New Mexico where thirteen workers tested positive last month for radiation contamination. Because nuclear power is cheap and clean, or something.
And tonight is Oscar night. Place your bets.