Though we have long established that President Obama does support marriage equality, now that he has spoken the magic string of words, the Right Wing can unleash the crazy with abandon.
War on Marriage! Drudge Siren!
Only at Fox News HQ and inside the minds of the Right Wing does enabling more people to tie the knot qualify as a "war on marriage."
You know, just like the president simultaneously waging a war on Christmas while also spending way too much money on decorating the White House for Christmas.
Now can we drop any pretense that Fox News isn't merely the marketing division of the RNC?