In other news, it comes as little surprise, but Ted Cruz is going to bat for former ESPN analyst Curt Schilling for being a piece of shit so shitty ESPN could no longer justify his employment.
My only question is what took them so long?
Meanwhile, Alabama Governor Robert Bentley says his impeachment is no big deal and no problem. Everything is fine. Just dandy.
Bentley and Priebus should share "a Johnnie Walker."
Finally, you'll have to forgive the light posting today. I basically lost all motivation and will to write anything after Prince died this morning.
Rest in Purple
