The UN's Human Development Index rankings of the best places to live:
1. Iceland
2. Norway
3. Australia
4. Canada
5. Ireland
6. Sweden
7. Switzerland
8. Japan
9. Netherlands
10. France
11. Finland
12. United States -- Woo!
13. Spain
14. Denmark
15. Austria
16. United Kingdom
17. Belgium
18. Luxembourg
19. New Zealand
20. Italy
We're number 12. But we have Skull Foggers (har-har) and Larry the Cable Guy, so that's something.