From Catholic.net. Is this a joke? A wicked satire?
Nope. Real.
It's from the web publishers who penned such articles as God's Megaphone and the jam-band-meets-Christ hybrid Jesusphish.
Sadly, once "Umbert" is birthed he's destined to lead a life of guilt, self-doubt, and potential molestation. Poor Catholic fetus Umbert.
(Thanks to Josh Dobbin's site for the link.)