Glenn Beck's latest stage show, The Christmas Sweater, isn't selling very well:
Despite heavy promotion on Beck’s radio and TV shows, and in-theater trailers, ticket sales were weak in major cities: Beck sold only 17 tickets in Boston, another 17 in New York, and just 30 in Washington, DC.
Aawwwww.
I can't imagine why no one would want to spend two hours watching an escaped mental patient with a punch-me face talking about a sweater.