Republicans might not be funny, but I think we can all agree that they know how to make some awesome products. Who can forget the Obama Monkey, the Hillary nutcracker and the Bill Clinton watch (it ran backwards! har-har!). Here are some brand new Republican items for sale on the tubes. These are actual products.
The John McCain Yard Sign
I know this is supposed to help the campaign, but I can't imagine that a drawing of a McCain-like severed head -- rotting and covered in worms -- will convince the undecideds.
The Camp McCain Button
They might want to rethink this one because, you know -- Senator McCain's head on Rosie the Riveter's female body. Or is Senator McCain a she-male in real life?
Red State Insurgency Thong
Women's undergarments, machine guns, and the implication of an armed insurgency by red state Republicans. More than a little creepy considering the Knoxville attack. But I think I understand. Recommendation to the red state insurgents: if you plan on attacking liberals with your automatic weaponry, you'll need to come up with better uniforms. And wow -- we can all be proud of the "Made in the U.S.A." label. What with our killing spree thongs industry slowly being outsourced to China.
McCain 2008 "Who's Next?" Poster
AHHH! The product description is almost as scary as the drawing: "Perfect for dressing up any wall, or instantly creating a theme for a room." If anyone you know is creating a "theme for a room" around this poster, call the police. Please hurry. Also, it never occurred to me that Senator McCain looks a little bit like Dr. Shrinker:
