It's the last day for our quarterly fundraiser. Your last chance to click the jolly candy-like PayPal button and to help us keep this place floating on a sea of liberal outrage against wingnuts, teabaggers, bobbleheads and firebaggers.
And don't forget! Polls are still open for the top three largest donations -- each of the top three contributors gets a free Bubble Genius gift basket -- filled with the Best Goddamn Soap in the World. Thank you in advance for your generosity!
For some additional inspiration, here's Captain Kirk reciting the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution. Tell me this doesn't remind you of TV's Dylan Ratigan.