This series of posts always circles back to Ted Nugent. This time, Nugent claimed he deliberate shot 455 pigs from a helicopter (brave!) in order to piss off Bill Maher, who happens to sit on the board of PETA.
“I took my machine gun in the helicopter — in the Texas hill country – me and my buddy ‘Pigman’ … his name is ‘Pigman’ – I’m the swine czar. I killed 455 hogs with my machine gun. I did it for Bill Maher and all those other animal rights freaks out there.”
WOW! HE’S SO BADASS BECAUSE HE KILLED ANIMALS FROM THE SAFE DISTANCE OF A HELICOPTER! Of course I understand that millions of pigs are slaughtered in meat packing plants (not good either). But Nugent seems to take way too much joy in killing animals and tormenting anyone who questions why he gets all giddy and masturbatory over how many animals he’s killed.
Later, he said he donated the pig meat to homeless shelters, and this is supposed to shield him from any criticisms of his sociopathic blood-lust. But this is sort of like saying, “I got really drunk and plowed my car into a school bus full of children, but I recycled my wrecked car for its scrap metal, so no harm done and I rule!”