CBS Sports announcer David Feherty:
From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.
I'm not sure which part is more twisted: Feherty joking about shooting the Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority Leader, or that he compared Pelosi and Reid to Bin Laden, or that he assumes an American soldier would assassinate the speaker and majority leader.