Glenn Beck talking about how he "war games" with Pentagon people:
It's amazing that he can keep a straight face during a run like that. I mean, he's totally able look that woman in the eye and say with a straight face that he WAR GAMES. If I were spreading the crap that thickly, I'd be hard pressed not to go, "FFFT! Bahahaha! Just totally effing with you. Sorry! Hehe. Seriously, I don't war game with Pentagon people. Really."
So this morning zookeeper is huddling with military officials deciding how the commie-pocalypse will come down -- and what he should do to fight off the red hordes.
Jesus.
I wonder if he wears epaulets when he's, you know, war gaming.