I'm not making this up.
Rick Santorum signed up his daughter, Bella, for a lifetime membership in the NRA.
She's three-years-old.
Yes, it's never too early to get your kids on board with a radical conspiracy-theory-spreading handgun lobbyist group. Maybe Santorum will buy her a Concealed Carry Hooded Sweatshirt from the NRAstore: "Ideal for carrying your favorite compact to mid-size pistol, the NRA Concealed Carry Hooded Sweatshirt gives you an extra tactical edge, because its unstructured, casual design appears incapable of concealing a heavy firearm – but it does so with ease!"
